That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.
*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders
*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders
by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011
The sudden impulse of diarrhea that forces you to get up and sprint to the nearest toilet. Cheeks also might flex and squeeze together to hold back poo. Otherwise known as the 911 poop. Good Luck
"hey hows it goin tim"
"fine and y.... HOLY SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK!"
*tim runs to the toilet to have his hot apple quick step*
"fine and y.... HOLY SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK!"
*tim runs to the toilet to have his hot apple quick step*
by David Winston April 26, 2011
by KokoKrunchyRoll June 13, 2011
ajani is a little boy who looks like rotten old apple sauce. people named ajani often have very tiny pp's. maybe a one incher if they are lucky. they are also really annoying and super rude :( like imagine brooo.
by THE pp ;) January 10, 2020
the Apple Pro Stand is the best item in the world because its $999 and it hold money moniteor that cost $4999
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Danky boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ June 21, 2019
The 💔 of the group. Her favorite character from Undertale is Papyrus which already says a lot. There hasn’t been a time in my life where I haven’t heard her drop the f-bomb in call. She wants to be sliced up and served on a silver platter. Why? Idk she’s just kinky. Has the same vibe as a fly rubbing their little fly hands together. And uhhhhhhhhh she’s married to 💚 and uhhhh diabetus
“Comin out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like thi-“
“Pack it up Forbidden apple juice”
“Pack it up Forbidden apple juice”
by Kninekit November 09, 2020
when a guy pops some baby powder on is sausage and testicles and leans back like hes about to play limbo and the girl gets on top of him and lets all her anger out on his powerpole the baby powder just simply softens the landing and cakes the cum leaving a wonderful sugercake for his lover.
he wants a cake and by god hes gonna give it to her.... ladies and gentlemen the apple bottom special.
by summersausage August 31, 2010