John Peters

An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.
by Jude the dude June 5, 2025
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peter-nerf

A poopy head, not a nice person..someone who is sassy to his or her parents or guardians.
WoW!!!! i can not believe you called your mom a moron and then didnt take out the trash! your such a peter-nerf
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Kilometer Peter

A young boy that has unusually large feet, also known by the name of 'KP' (Note that KP does NOT stand for Kim Possible in this case!)
We all know what they say about boys that have big feet, riiiight?
Yup, they have big dicks! :)
Girl one: OMG, look at Steve's big feet.
Girl two: I know, they're HUGE!
Girl one: Hahaha, he's such a KP.
Girl two: I know, eh?? Hahaha, kilometer peter!
by radeonx August 3, 2009
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PETER PIETRA-ING

when your stupid enough to counterfit money and get caught.
did you hear what peter pietra did? i heard he was peter pietra-ing!
by bowles March 31, 2004
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An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 12, 2023
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peter

too much homework, so little time. a complicated speciman with strict life rules and big goals. he doesnt want to let down his parents... but he wants to soar. Dont be a turtle or a hare.... be an eagle my friend. God bless america
peter drinks coffee

coffee is good, peter likes coffee
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Peter

Always thinks his hair is good but needs a better barber who isn't cross eyed.

Always fasting so cost of ownership is low. But does love to take his t-shirt off at events even those formal corporate events.

If you are in his eye of affection prepare to spend every moment with him like it or not.
Hey Peter, put your shirt back on it's a fucking funeral party.
by Topless peter November 24, 2021
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