sleepy dick

when a guys penis makes the woman tired or drowsy during sexual intercourse

woman: yea i fucked him and i fell asleep idk know what happened

other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick

by hanataniabbah May 3, 2023

rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.

"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."

by That_Bev December 8, 2017

Dick

A way to say an insult to a human:

My dick is so hard its harder to withstand the Rock's eyebrow raise!

by CODBOD May 17, 2022

Dick

Dick, Dick is a penis.

Dayum that dick last night was great.

by Smexy 😩 May 27, 2021

dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.

Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.

by vonLegs October 6, 2023

chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.

Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”

by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021

vacation dick

Dick that you only hook up with once every while, because it is extraordinary in size.

Damn, last night I hooked up with a vacation dick.

by typo127 June 14, 2016