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Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.
Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
by Bujjeje December 9, 2019
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National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
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Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan
*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
by Codes&ry November 15, 2020
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Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024
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ass

ass is a thing in your back when people stick their penis in their asshole and they nut in the hole. Sometimes ass is fat that you want to nut in them like Gracie Bon, and Ice Spice. Ass is sometimes small or big.
ME: Man that ASS is fat as shit bro
Her: HELL YAH GIRL
Me: I'll sperm in that
by BINGGGCHILLINGG!!!! February 7, 2025
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Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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Ass hole

Chad - Harrison -Brandon -
by Ur a fat smelly nonce August 11, 2018
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