APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!
New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

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Received chat - I would love that…come over!!
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Dirty Denika

When you ride a donkey while fucking your next door neighbor's wife.
Last night, in my back yard I did a Dirty Denika.
by Giggaty May 26, 2020
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Hotdog dirty

A level of uncleanliness that is beyond the normal amount. It is not a degree of dirty that can be achieved through normal means of grime acquisition. Hotdog dirty is usually attained by gaining a persistent amount of filth over an extended period of time, like that one gas station hotdog in the back of the roller.
The gym I've been going to for a few years now has never cleaned their locker rooms and can only be described as Hotdog Dirty.
by Gahbah November 14, 2020
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Dirty lamar

When a guy enters a girls house without permission and ejaculates all over her couch then lickes it clean then shits on ther lamp eats the shit then leaves
Wow Susan got a big surprise when her friend gave her a dirty lamar
by Ghcugcoutxiyfxlkgclhxmjgxjmhf October 26, 2020
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Dirty aimee

When you fuck the absolute shit out of a girl and she lays there shaking afterwards
“Omg she’s just lay there, did she get a dirty Aimee
by Bbffhhgg January 15, 2022
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dirty vega

Loves to give oral, loves to do anything that really turns a man on. Wifey type, knows the way to a mans heart is through his stomach... and through giving head if you want to have a good sex life, marry a dirty vega
by Tilley nile March 31, 2020
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Dirty Macgyver

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
by Pussyliquer October 29, 2017
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