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Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina
BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
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Dick Extender

This refers to a camera or video recorder that has at least a 10x optical zoom.
So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.
by Darlnnikki February 2, 2010
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White Dick

A word used as an insult towards white men who are annoying, dumb, lazy and can't do anything right.
"Stop being lazy and do something useful for once, you White Dick!"
by CockDestroyer3000 November 23, 2021
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Pluto Dick

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.
She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
by Lildval November 24, 2017
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The big dick paradox

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
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Ri-dick

A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.
Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"
by Siknik July 1, 2012
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