The headless dick

When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck

Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick

by SlickWilly—-8 April 14, 2021

Dick Neck

Noun: A word used to describe somebody who has their head removed from their body, a dick growing where there neck should be, and a vagina where the neck was for insertion if host wishes to put their head back.

Being a dick neck is great because of all the self-sex.

by GamerGamer69420666911 October 17, 2019

dick neck

a long neck shaped like a dick

"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"

by qsuini September 28, 2021

Dick lice

When you have lice on your pubes

Jesus Christ Anthony take a fucking shower, you have dick lice

by MadMadDog October 14, 2018

Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.

WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?

by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

Jaih the dick

he's a dick

Jaih: wow my peck look real cool
Another person: suck my dick jaih
(jaih the dick gets roasted)

by evieisthecoolest September 07, 2018

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 22, 2023