Dick

The fun swingy like toy that is in between your legs. It is quite sociable and is quite loooooooooooooooooooong

hey mom look at my dick - son
Wow! its huge~ - mom
I want it - Food

by throwaway69420 April 10, 2023

Dickless dick

A chick who is being a dick

What a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020

dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks

*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”

by pussy crust January 29, 2018

sardine dick

When your dick is soft and hard at the same time. Usually after sexual intercourse. Also could be known as "sard" for short.

When I went for round 2, I had to pipe my girl with my awkward flaccid "sardine dick."

by Deffscriber June 12, 2016

Dick

Another word for a Boys penis/pp You know the thing in between boys legs

Lele:...Since I'm quarantined with him nothing else to do then....
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy

Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok

Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm

Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy

Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!

by OofOofOfOofOofUhhhOof April 27, 2020

dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

by Anster2314 February 15, 2018

Urban (Dick)tionary

A dictionary with a bunch of freaking stupid words and defination, which is something I'm using

You fucking urban (dick)tionary.

by NicknaameNIcknameNickname May 14, 2019