National Satin Day

on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.

Hey Lucian, did you hear it’s National Satin Day next week? National satin day, just a week away!

by Anonybird June 16, 2024

pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.

The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

Rape Day

A workday that is so exceptionally busy, stressful, and most importantly, uncontrollably unpleasant that it is comparable to being raped.

I already know tomorrow is going to be a rape day just based on how busy it was today.

by £RACKS-UP£ June 9, 2025

Totally Nice Day

Means Threat Next Door, commonly used when someone is in danger

Help, i had a totally nice day!

by dankm3m3rzz June 20, 2025

Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

Thurs-Day

The Day that T & I get to meet up again. It feel like it’s never going to arrive but when it does... all is well in the world x

Jesus Christ... isn’t it Thurs-Day yet? Man, this is taking forever!

by Gee.Dee.0.1 December 2, 2019