Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.

Let's smoke some Ass Crack!

by Yours truly_ November 9, 2020

Ass circle

dance? move when you swing your hips in a circle

Oh, you want an ass circle in the dance now?

by siren.morgue October 16, 2018

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.

Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!

by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021

ass year

a leap year, but a terrible leap year

1: How was your year, 2?
2: Bad year.
1: Oh, must be an ass year, huh?
2: Yeah, pretty much.

by MaraVura October 6, 2021

Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.

by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018

blunty ass

when you hit someone so hard on their ass it turns red and hurts like hell

jack: yesterday I gave Jeff a blunty ass

Jeff: I can still feel it

by beb May 23, 2016

National Ass pic Day

December 29th is National Ass pic day. Send an ass pic to your boyfriend or a chosen friend.

-It's national ass pic day, uk what to do!
-📸

by Flosey December 29, 2023