I only do this because of the mug ad
*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
by zuuuuup March 30, 2023
Get the Muthafucking stupid ass goofymug. the way of someone getting the middle finger stuck inn their ass. THen they start violently making out and fucking.
by therizzlerofrussia January 17, 2023
Get the big balls in my assmug. by Thatbitch.LayLay December 12, 2021
Get the National grab a niggas ass daymug. Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
Get the Ass Chaffmug. This is the cause when 3 guys fuck each other so hard they break each others dicks in half causing them to start licking eachothers assholes vigurously
by Swishma January 19, 2022
Get the Swish that Assmug. by Kenz9 August 1, 2022
Get the National Grab Ass Daymug. We should drive separate because I think she's going to gay ass afterward which I don't think I want to do.
by PeopleLikeUs January 7, 2020
Get the Gay assmug.