Bee up his ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight

by Shannon307 November 7, 2018

ass piece

when you stick a gun in between you ass cheeks to hide it

yo bro dont let the opps see your ass piece

yo bro your ass piece is hanging out

by palo da bean November 12, 2023

Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.

Let's smoke some Ass Crack!

by Yours truly_ November 9, 2020

Ass circle

dance? move when you swing your hips in a circle

Oh, you want an ass circle in the dance now?

by siren.morgue October 16, 2018

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.

Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!

by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021

ass year

a leap year, but a terrible leap year

1: How was your year, 2?
2: Bad year.
1: Oh, must be an ass year, huh?
2: Yeah, pretty much.

by MaraVura October 6, 2021

Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.

by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018