Dick and Dash

When a guy has sex with a girl and then leaves without further ado.

Basically a play on words from Dine and Dash.
“No, she is not my girlfriend, I just did a Dick and Dash, you know, like when you eat and then split without paying.”
by Dee_Snutz November 17, 2022
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Dick Drag

An unpleasant, uncomfortable and inconvenient experience
“That 13 hour car trip was an absolute dick drag
by LeopardNFB June 24, 2019
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Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.
Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers
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Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.
Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers
by GibbonLips December 06, 2024
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dick spaghetti

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dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.
A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!
by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017
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Rolling off your dick

Variations: "Rolled my dick off"

The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.
Example use of "Rolling off your dick":

Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.
by M33S February 13, 2023
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