National Social Media Day

National Social Media day is a day where you can only use social media, National Social Media day is on April 12th. If you don’t know which apps are social media and which are not then I will help you, The emoji for social media is “🍥”

Tiktok 🍥
Instagram 🍥
Messenger 🍥
WhatsApp 🍥
Facebook 🍥
Snapchat 🍥
Pinterest 🍥
Linkedln 🍥
Reddit 🍥

Person #1: *uses an app that’s not a social media*
Person #2: Hey! What app are you using?
Person #1: Umm I’m playing Roblox why?
Person #2: TODAY IS NATIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA DAY AND ROBLOX IS NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Person #1: Omg I totally forgot!! I’ll switch to a social media rq

by No one Important 😏 🙃 April 3, 2022

International shorty party day

7 jan, we are allowed to snatch people under 5'3" and yanked them into the air without their consent

Happy International shorty party day alila! *yeeeeet!

by 5'4" guy October 22, 2020

International Beat Tyson’s Ass day

On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)

Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.

by International beat Tyson’s ass April 24, 2019

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!

by lemonke69 October 6, 2021

Golden Death Day

The anniversary of a person's death that matches how old they were when they died.

Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 11, 2021

Slap the ass day!!

April 18th , boys it’s your chance to get that juicy booty and just slap it and watch it bounce back, or Grab it and squeeze it🤤❤️
Don’t let this day go by boring, make it interesting...

‘Today is slap the ass day!!’

by Cxrti_Queen_ May 27, 2018