Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs

Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

Tweaking Dick

When you are, Tweaking to the point of no return. This could be off a substance or just tweaking out about something thats happening around you or in your life.

"Bro, im tweaking dick rn"

by dick tweaker March 12, 2025

Adam Is A cunt ass whore dick

hes a dummy hes fat

Shut the fuck up adam is a cunt ass whore dick

by Im adams worst nighmare March 13, 2025

Dick Trumped

Somebody who is a waste of space and got what they deserved

Johnny Somali got Dick Trumped in Korea

by Carolyn Destruction March 14, 2025

That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.

Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.

by Literally Every Booty Warrior March 16, 2025

Dakotan Dick hammer

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.

“Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammer…my cock still smells till this day…”

by The big slime March 16, 2025