kick dick day

all girl will have the permission to kick boys balls on the 5th of october😘✨

hey michelle i heard it’s kick dick day wanna👁👄👁 john

by theloveguru October 03, 2020

Discord Owner Appreciation Day

This day is spent to celebrate and enjoy discord server owners, in all their hard work.

"Ah, it's Discord Owner Appreciation Day, my least favorite day of the year."

by Totally Not A Dude January 17, 2022

National Kiss Thomas Ross Day

A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.

Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!

Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!

Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.

by pythona February 06, 2018

National pretty day

National pretty day is where you can look pretty and do your hair.but remember you look pretty every day

Alexia let’s get ready for national pretty day

by Maxxxwe April 29, 2023

sloppy days

When a friends dates his friends ex

You have got sloppy days

by Bruce Clinton September 01, 2017

Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018

National Chris Appreciation Day

The National Celebration of Gratitude for any Chris in your life

Hey isn’t it National Chris Appreciation Day!?? Better go be nice to Chris

by bartthemart April 13, 2022