Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

Dick Pound

Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.

Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*

by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024

vacation dick

Very large dick that girls love on vacation

"He gave me that vacation dick in Hawaii "

by Lucas Scott Cutting June 2, 2016

dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

portobello dick

an uncircumcised penis

Larry has a portobello dick due to the fact that he is uncircumcised.

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

Goodnight Dick

When you poke your dick into a vagina at the end of a date

Jack gave Ellie a goodnight dick after the date and they ended up in bed the next morning with only underwear on.

by DickGirl January 7, 2020

Dick

Something the “perfect” guy doesn’t have

Brad was the one for the fine chick if only he had a dick

by Weirdshithappensman November 19, 2019