Snotty Dick

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.

Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.

by Sucka McCock October 10, 2016

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Dick

A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.

Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”

Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”

by Ericsson November 19, 2020

Chicks with Dicks

A game about guessing if the pic is of a woman or a transgender.

Rules: There are covered images (pics with the groin region cropped out) and then the answer pics
people try to guess if there's a pussy or a dick underneath
after everyone has guess the game master posts the answer pic and see whos right
tally up how many you got right and whoever has the most wins.
May refer to transgender woman with a penis.

Bro I just played a game of chicks with dicks and jack got all the femboy ones right I think he's gay.

by The cock peddler January 14, 2021

Dick Clit Lick

When a guy takes the tip of his penis or COCK and rubs it up and down on a woman's clit as if to be licking it with his dick.

I love it when Dan dick clit licks my bean...It's so much better than when he uses his tongue.

by Pophish December 21, 2024

dick pick

(noun) small dick

Paul has no girl because he is/has a dick pick.

by Jayloe 420 February 12, 2022

You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina

Very me and a lot of schlop nigga

You fancy a sclop nigger schlop You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025