national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

Big titty fucked in ass

Most common porn title.

“Oh yeah daddy touch my big titty fucked in ass
while you fuck my ass” also known ass the big breasts of a woman and big ass is big scrotum

by J4X0 November 13, 2020

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

ASS

Awesome Swing Society.
Founded by the 4 Ass men of Bristol in honour of the the Leigh Woods multiplayer swing.

We accept donations for the Lego colosseum.

We praise the swing Gods.

Not a cult.

We love apes and dislike the national trust.

Friend one: “have you heard of the ASS?”

Smart person: “yes! Praise the almighty Swing!”

by ASS Cheeks supreme January 22, 2022

that ass is dinging

When an ass is dinging that means it is making the observers internal bell ring meaning they are getting turned on.

Damn Brad, that ass is dinging!

by Badass Brad December 20, 2022

Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.

Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.

by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023

Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.

The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.

by jvcanote June 6, 2018