Dirty kristers

Dirty kristers; a person who gets so sexually aroused by lobsters, they have to slap themselves in the face with a car to get a hold of themselves

Oh my god look away there's a lobster you dirty kristers

by The slores December 18, 2023

Dirty cyrano

The act of giving yourself a blow job while watching a dog fuck a bunny

When I was at johns house we did the dirty Cyrano together

by Espurr February 12, 2022

Dirty Emmaline

The sex act of pouring Dr.Pepper into a man's ass hole, then sucking it out with a straw. While holding it in your mouth, hum Yankee Doodle Dandy, then shoot it out of your mouth into the air like a fountain.

I heard Brittany gave her new fwb a Dirty Emmaline and it went all over her dog.

by QueenB936 December 20, 2023

dirty luba

Is when you hit a pen from found on a dirty avenue in south Brooklyn and then you exhale it into a homeless guys mouth and watch with glee as he gets brainwashed into his only vocabulary being YURRRR and adding -ski to the end of every word

“Bro why are mad crackheads begging me for money-ski”

“Sorry my bad bro I did a dirty luba yesterday”

by Oliver the towel July 9, 2024

dirty maddie

you go out on a night out get drink with your girl mates you go back to a house get 5 large cucumber and have an orgy with them shaving them hard into each others vaginas still you cum at the same time and then you scoop the cum up and gobble it up for desert

i went out for drinks yesterday and had a dirty maddie

by daisy 2245 July 26, 2022

dirty whisparis

a girl who likes shoving vegetables such as carrots, spinach and asparagus into her butthole then eating lots of junk food until she has explosive diarrhea flinging the vegetables into homeless shelter soups.

person one: man shes so thoughtful for homeless people!
person two: how so?
person one: she pulled a dirty whisparis!

by Iknowthings<3 September 14, 2023

Dirty dan

Violently shoving your hand in lube and fisting someone called Rossi

I saw Steven do a dirty dan

by Sexiest boi April 16, 2021