(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.
A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.
by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009
Get the Ass-smoocherymug. ass is a thing in your back when people stick their penis in their asshole and they nut in the hole. Sometimes ass is fat that you want to nut in them like Gracie Bon, and Ice Spice. Ass is sometimes small or big.
by BINGGGCHILLINGG!!!! February 7, 2025
Get the assmug. 
by tovhov January 16, 2022
Get the Assmug. unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Get the Ass Baconmug. The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.
by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025
Get the Ass Mewingmug. A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
Get the Ass blastmug.