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wood knocking

An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled
Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking
by Ogwoodknocker December 13, 2018
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Wood Chop

A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block.

Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."
by Jeanne1989 October 1, 2012
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Freddie Wood

A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.
Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD
by julian rampual March 1, 2024
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Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework
Wow that kid got some random wood there
by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017
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Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,
Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.
by Deepderper August 14, 2017
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no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.
Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.
by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023
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The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
mugGet the A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of woodmug.

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