Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.

Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("

by Emoticons April 12, 2021

Urban dictionary

A place yo find definitions of random shit also tells you to not post hate speech but they really dont care

Nigger urban dictionary

by Black nigger monkey hate August 15, 2022

Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The place where dumb asses go to waste away at their lives instead of doing something useful.

Jack: Man have you gone onto Urban Dictionary?
Jill: No Jack, only dumb asses go onto Urban Dictionary

by suck my d*** November 24, 2019

urban faker

An urban faker is someone who makes up words or phrases just to define them on the Urban Dictionary.
The phrase urban faker can also be used to refer to any words or phrase that is made up to be defined on the urban dictionary.

Yes, I know that this definition is ironic because the phrase "urban faker" is an urban faker, but what're you going to do about it?

Look at that loser over there. He's defined over 13 words, and I don't know a single one. He's an urban faker for sure.

by Lumby_Jack September 19, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The best and most reliable dictionary in the world. It gives you the most accurate definnitions you could ask for.

You should goto the urban dictionary to find that out.

by A_Manwithhiv February 17, 2020

urban dictionary

Misused by people who swear too much and are basically rude to the entire internet. Originally intended to be an actually intelligent sight but then people started just being disgusting. I wish people used it better.

person: goes on to urban dictionary
person: lol imma make fun of an enture fandom on here and probably make grotty jokes about sex

by disastralboi August 19, 2022