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wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.
I need some wood.
by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022
mugGet the woodmug.

Wood

A blunt but the blunt rap is a backwood
Yoo rollup a fatass wood
by LenisPicker September 16, 2020
mugGet the Woodmug.

sid woods

Sid woods are usually a pedo or a sid woods generally likes kids and children.
by Hayden Jones July 2, 2021
mugGet the sid woodsmug.

hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding
you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood
by transgenderer July 9, 2022
mugGet the hop off woodmug.

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
No towel all good I will knock on wood
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
mugGet the Knock On Woodmug.

Wood stain

by LighLigh February 24, 2022
mugGet the Wood stainmug.

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