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The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
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Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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Wood stain

by LighLigh February 24, 2022
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There's heat in the wood

A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.
There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!
by Cryodrag1 May 17, 2022
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nathan allen wood

Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.
by Swamp chic May 23, 2022
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hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
by Madfor December 28, 2021
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