thomas

super fucking hot, ducks he is a amaizing bf

he is a chick magnet

ohh thomas ohh

by ghshfldv May 10, 2022

Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small

God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas

by Xeries July 22, 2024

Thomas da twain

A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.

Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.

by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 8, 2020

Thomas

If you ever meet someone named Thomas, your first impression of him might be weird. At first he seems a little bit stalkerish but he comes around at one point and you will notice all the good qualities in him. Like that he is a very good listener and that he will always be there for you. He might come on a bit strong at first but you will eventually notice that if he seems nervous around you, it's because he likes you!

I met this guy named Thomas today. He seemed weird at first but he turned out to be really nice and funny! We're going out on a date tomorrow!

by Dylan obrien is bae 💖💖 January 9, 2018

disciplining thomas

Code for male masturbation

My mom caught me disciplining thomas

by lavonasuccuboso May 31, 2011

Thomas

A Thomas is someone you can always rely on. He will never spill secretes and doesn’t care what other people think about him. But, when he finds a girlfriend, he spends all his time with them and simps really bad….

Someone: Hey! Do you know who Thomas is?
Other person: Oh, is he the one that simps really hard??
Thomas: I’ll beat you up

by That.Guy3058 November 22, 2021

Thomas

A person with a 69.420 inch horse Cock, you go into a room with him you comin out with a loose asshole. He wears a training weight 24/7 that makes him look fat but actually has a stamina of a horse. He is funny but might kill you from laughter. If you know a Thomas you need to fight for his love. And often used a s an expression for someone funny,athletic, packin

You are really thomas
Wow you are really thomas
Daym he is so thomas
Thomas helped loose my ass hole so I can shit better.

by Horse_.cock November 22, 2021