Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name

Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

safe space

an area where bare backing is strictly prohibited

Police Officer in dark room: Excuse me, sir! May you please pull it out for a second? That rubber looks okay, enjoy your cruising in this safe space.

by TeamGL December 14, 2016

Space Bear

A tired age regresser

"Awe is the little Space Bear ready for a nap?"

by B4by Sp4c3 B34r August 2, 2023

Space Mechanic

Ones who "get blasted" and "fix", or "service" if you will, all girls around the world

Bob: Damn Steve how have you been getting so many ladies lately?
Steve: It's easy Bob, I'm a space mechanic

by CodyB.M.F[I9S] March 3, 2011

Personal Space

the physical space immediately surrounding someone, into which any encroachment feels threatening to or uncomfortable for them.

Dan and Phil don't have personal space.

by Shadadedadum July 5, 2017

Deep Space Alpacamacorn

A Alpaca, llama and unicorn hybrid that is typically spotted in deep space.

The Deep Space Alpacamacorn nests in an asteroid for the night.

by StrongSheep June 30, 2019

space mango

The clitoris. To pleasure a lady, you must find the Space Mango.

Delores: so how was your date with Rocky?
Gwensy: well he couldn't find the Space Mango, if you know what i mean?
Delores: i don't follow you.
Gwensey: the clit. You incel.
Delores: Cripes!

by Deathshark August 10, 2018