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Road noggin

Aka
Road head
Transportation fellation

Oral sex
Throatin

Chokin
🎶🎶🎶When you’re drivin down the street, and she chokes on your meat, that’s road noggin 🎶🎶 yea, that’s road noggin🎶🎶🎶
by Thiccpooper April 22, 2021
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road tubing

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.
We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.
by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010
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All roads lead to rome

No matter what path you take, you will always end up in the same place. Represents an inevitabilistic worldview, one where you cannot do anything to change what will happen. That what is happening, no matter how bad it seems, was destined to happen. All

Rome symbolizes something you can't avoid. Could be a place. A feeling. A person. And thus, the detached emotional state of finding yourself in a lonely and depressing, yet familiar situation. Or, it could represent life and death. In a lifetime, you lose everything. People you know; people you love, and eventually, yourself. There is nothing you can do to stop the cycle of life from occurring.

Life is a constant struggle of moving on from the things that happened in the past. People lie to you. Bad things happen to you. Can you really forget these things? No, you always end up back in Rome.

The white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland, commonly associated with this statement, symbolizes the anxiety caused by the unstoppable passage of time. Time is always ticking, and time is the separation between past loss, current joy, and future loss. Slowly but surely, you will lose everything until you experience the ultimate loss: Your life.

No matter what, all good things must come to an end.
Person 1: No matter what, every relationship I'm in ends in heartbreak. Is it all my fault?
Person 2: No, son, all roads lead to Rome.

Person 1: I love video games. However, every time I have fun on a game, it eventually gets boring, and I switch to a new game. The cycle never ends.

Person 2: You're just wasting time, kid. All roads lead to Rome.
by illwhatibleed October 6, 2025
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Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018
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Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.
If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.
by silverseal September 19, 2011
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road blocks

it's not Roblox it's road blocks
by toca_tamara_real June 9, 2024
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moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road
lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation
by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025
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