Jimmy

The funniest guy ever but whitest guy ever. A Jimmy is a great bowler. He loves music and the Red Hot Chilly Peppers. He is not the strongest guy ever but he is kinda smart. He has a lot of friends and is kind. He is also really old he has been around for centuries

Old man: hey son can you please turn on the Red Hot Chilly Peppers?
Kid: I would if I was not blind I can't see because I looked at you Grandpa.

Old man: He he he good one.

Kid: I don't like you you are such a Jimmy

by CCCSMASTERMIND May 13, 2019

Jimmies

Feet

Move Your Jimmies!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. July 23, 2021

Jimmy Garden

Jimmy Gardens are curry lickers and have 1 inch willy (usually love licking peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)

I saw a Jimmy Garden

What a fatneek

by Jimmy garden October 6, 2020

Jimmy Lightning

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Jimmy

Dick

Jerk on his jimmy

by RonaldmcdonaldtheIII November 29, 2019

Jimmy sham

When a dad gets his child with a practical joke

Keith did a daughter. Jimmy sham on his daughther.

by ghost hunter 4 April 2, 2021

Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025