(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.

In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!

by QuacksO January 8, 2022

You are Breaking My balls

Most used by Eric Cartman from South Park .
It means , ' tough spot / decision to be made '

You can either pick the movie or the food place ?
man , you are breaking my balls , here .

by Strawberry shortcake 101 January 13, 2022

Break weird

The moment in a porno when things stop being a poorly acted and scripted movie, and becomes an A-list porn flick

Break weird in this movie came when danny d started grabbing titty instead of grabbing more food

by Your Uncle Bobbie Robbie January 15, 2022

Protein break

When your done fucking and need to eat

We had sex for hours and had to stop for a protein break

by Panobrownies January 16, 2022

#Don't-Break-The-Chain

A Holy channel with a fuck-ton of lore.

Guy 1: Hey do you like #Don't-Break-The-Chain?

Guy 2: yes

by MrSquidwardButBetter69 May 16, 2022

t break

When u take

a break from. something

Im taking a t break bc i rly need to.

by Tatianaaaa🌺 May 22, 2022

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022