Texas T-shirt

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.

Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz

by gertrude07 August 26, 2014

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texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.

I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!

by Plausible Deniability September 27, 2014

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Northern Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.

Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude

by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014

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Texas twins

Siblings of different ages who end up in the same grade.

His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.

by tyrannicalpie October 18, 2014

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texas peach

When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.

Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.

texas peach

by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013

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