National suck dick day

On April 15th You suck anyones dick

I wanna suck your dick, it's national suck dick day

National suck dick day by Nigerniger April 11, 2017

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls 

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.

Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004

Sucks to suck 

It's a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. When you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen.

Dude: " I can't find my wallet anywhere!"
You: " Well, sucks to suck bro!"

Sucks to suck by des420 April 6, 2020

Thunder-suck 

An incredibly fast and enjoyable fellatial experience.

'Hey girl, stop this bitchin'and give me a thunder-suck!'

'My bird gives boss thunder-sucks!'

"The couple's argument was soon eradicated by the precise use of a well-timed thunder-suck."

Thunder-suck by Minimax, Cpt. Johnson & Ginger Pirate July 23, 2007

time to suck todays dick 

When you have to do something that isn't fun

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

time to suck todays dick by Dale Denton January 27, 2018

undertuck n' suck 

when a man tucks his erect penis between his legs and presents it to another person to suck from behind.

i was feeling frisky so i gave the woman the old undertuck n' suck

undertuck n' suck by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

urbandictionary editors suck 

they suck so god damn hard

"urbandictionary editors suck, dude" "yeah man, so damn hard"

urbandictionary editors suck by HELLA November 3, 2013