butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.

Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.

by somedude149 May 27, 2014

captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021

Pirate

Boycotting an animated series, or a movie.

Remember to pirate the Knuckles movie! Paramount is pro-Israeli!

by Itz KittyPinkiez April 30, 2024

24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct

When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).

"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"

by 5MORK December 29, 2023

Pirate Dicking

The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.

The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?

by monkeymandcs September 13, 2017

Pirate

Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.

Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.

Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker

by KarTosha April 30, 2020

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell

The most beautiful, talented, prettiest, kindest girl to ever exist.

Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.

by vi's hexstrap November 9, 2023