Road Head

Ya know… when you’re driving down the road and you’re gettin’ brain.

Man, Cindy gave me some road head in my mom’s Chevy Impala.

by SensualSquid June 6, 2021

Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021

hump in the road

Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her

Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.

by Hades98 June 14, 2021

Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

Dirt road

A song by Kidd G

I lover the song dirt road

by anonymous May 11, 2021

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Portman Road

Home of Ipswich Town FC. Awful stadium for an awful team.

Yuck, never go to Portman Road, it smells.

by Skrom May 26, 2021