fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.

"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."

by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021

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Follower-Fishing

“Influencers” making posts to gain more followers in a dramatic/controversial way.

“She made a post last month about their life being too much in the spotlight and how hard it is on their marriage so they broke up. But then a month later posted about fighting for that marriage. All while posting it in the “spotlight”. She was follower-fishing

by Idontcarewhatmypseudonymiss November 18, 2022

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Fish walkers

When describing something crazy and cool!

Arhaan: IM PREGNANT
Me: Fish walkers

by NuREEEEEEEEE November 29, 2022

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Katzen-fish

When you're too tupid to catfish someone properly.

He catfished me!
What???
Wait, no, he Katzen-fished me!!

by Urmommy5279 September 23, 2022

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obama fish

the Obama fish, a legendary fish in which strikes everyone with a gleaming ray of beauty and charm. This legendary being keeps the universe on its hands. Many (sane) people worship the legendary Obama fish and you should too.

I'll get down to praying for obama fish in 20. Wanna get a snowcone?

Sure, bro. I'll be praying for obama fish in 20 too. I have no time.

by md frena 5 and vogel March 15, 2022

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