Emerson's Life

Fucked up; a bowl of shit

My life is Emerson's Life

by EmersonB October 18, 2012

My life

It fucking sucks

Man: hey how are you? How’s life?

Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ

Woman: My life is good how about you

Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE

by The memeing of life January 8, 2019

life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.

The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.

by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011

Gacha Life

A game that disabled kids play

"I play Gacha Life"
"Kill Yourself

by ArchoDiscord March 12, 2022

Botch Life

One does not define Botch Life
The Botch Life is something you understand
One can't explain The Botch Life it is something you live
One can't live The Botch Life unless they understand The Botch Life

11-0 win. botch life.
Ma hommies #botchlife
Wow that chick I talked to was hot,botch life

I will back my Botches up when the Botches start Botching at them

by #Botch Life October 1, 2012

Life Explosion

The act of ejaculation or the ejaculate itself.

"She suffered a life explosion to the eye."

"TK prepared for his impending date with B by having a massive life explosion."

by Dirty Cloud February 4, 2009

Gacha Life

a stupid dress-up game where 5 year olds have the virtual frick-frick together and post it online

person 1: do you play gacha life?
person 2: yeah
person 1: expected from a 9-year-old

by yaanfei July 31, 2021