Food Nerd

One who knows about the latest restaurant in town and has basic knowledge of it's menu selection. They brag about the newest restaurants and the latest apps. These 'foodies' also tend to have the latest app that tells them about the latest restaurant. Typically they're overweight and use overpriced restaurant entrees to temporarily quell their inadequacies and loneliness.

Michelle: Have you been to Johnny Cocks yet??
You: Um, nah..I dont really know where that is.
Michelle: OMG, you HAVE to go! That place is amazing! They serve a dish called 'shit on a shingle' and it's revolutionary
You: Ok, sounds good I guess...but I'm saving my money for some new running shoes. I'm not really a Food Nerd so I guess I'm not hip to those new places that last a few months.
Michelle: Oh.

by itakepwnership May 25, 2014

Nerd

Noun-Slag short for Andrea Stratton

"That nerd works at the coffee shop."

by Nerdizzle April 27, 2009

nerd porn

any entertainment out there that is nutriouslly deprived of factual information. It is usually out dated entertainment from a time long gone.. usually old corny, TV shows, movies, comic books, pulp fiction novels or old video games.. with sci-fi fantasy, westerns, crime, comedy, and action adventure. usually long forgottened (by the mainstream media) forsept people who are historians or totally nerds of fanatics of sometimes well known stuff like star wars star treky or super man or spider man, that is usually cult material..

It is usually seeing the relationship of similarity of creatures and land scapes of well known entertainments that have sub-chartures that are easly forgotten. stuff writers and artist steal from each other easly with out being sued for infringement.

Geek says: man did you see that artical on were that monster on star trek came from it came from that 1920s silent film that has been lost. I wish I could have found that copy of that silent film..
Nerd says back: man that is compleat nerd porn you sould get a girl friend man.

by bri fire August 2, 2011

half nerd

Someone who, despite possessing physical characteristics and intellect of a nerd, has nicer personality, better hygeine, fewer enemies, and better grades because of their focus on school instead of the internet, sci-fi fan clubs, the lord of the rings, or matheletes. They rarely have close friends, but are respected by most and tend to be gennerally pleasant.

Bill Gates, Alan Greenspan, Warren Buffet, Albert Einstein, and this one kid in my biology class are all half nerds.

by Jonzo the Weasel January 10, 2006

nerdball

An uncool person who acts as cool as possible, and sometimes snorts during laughter. Acts similar to a testicle when confronted about this.

Oh my god look at those wanksta nerdballs.

by Hannah March 9, 2005

Nerd

A person who spends waaaaaaaaaay too much time worrying about the honors program and their dog, probably called "Gidget."

See: Linz

"OH MY GOD!"
"What?"
"I GOT A 9 OUT OF 10 ON MY HOMEWORK! I THINK I'M GONNA CRY!"
"You're a nerd."
"Well you're a jerkface!"

by Sutter 336A March 12, 2009

nerd

The people who never get laid or get girlfriends. Also called geeks.

nerd- lets play dungeons and dragons
cool kid - NERD

by MetalTomNook May 8, 2010