Monkey Circle

Sociological concept, even seen in televised analyses done on the Discovery Channel, years ago (I don't recall the title).

Meaning:
a. The amount of people consciously thought of as "the world" by any one conscious human.
b. About 30 people.

"You've been stuck in your own monkey circle for too long,

get out of your comfort zone, go to different restaurants or party with people with different careers. Whatever you gotta do, dude, just stop being such a milktoast shut-in."

by skitto August 17, 2016

Monkey Bomb

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partner in the face (best done from behind).

My boyfriend monkey bombed me by surprise!

by The True Bomber October 4, 2016

Equator Monkey

Ecuador (which literally translates to Equator in Spanish), is a country in South America that lies on the equator. "Equator Monkey" is a racist epithet to insult someone of Ecuadorian heritage. The insult is meant to describe them based on the stereotype that Ecuadorians are short, tan, tropical and are as wild as monkeys. Climbing trees, hunting for coconuts, swinging on branches, and practicing what the USA would consider barbaric behaviors when it comes to their diet. An example of one of their taboo dishes is Cuy, which is a South American guinea pig that is revered in Ecuadorian culture and is utilized in several ways, primarily as a food source. Guinea Pigs being beloved pets in North American Countries such as the USA and Canada, Ecuadorians are perceived as savages when it comes to their choice of meat.

Sarah “Can I bring my pet Guinea Pig Over?”
Rachel “I’m not sure, my neighbor is one of those Equator Monkeys and he could probably smell the Guinea Pig from miles away”

Sarah “I hate Ecuadorians”
Rachel “Me too, but at least my neighbor isn’t a Jew”

by DefineTheTerm November 10, 2016

clever monkey

A person who acknowledges, accepts, and is required to perform a simple, direct, tactical job task but continuously overthinks, complicates, and needlessly over-analyzes the task as to leave the task 1) incomplete and/or 2)grossly incorrect and assuredly causing much consternation, gnashing of teeth and other colleagues to complete the task correctly.

Patrick always felt he knew better than everyone else and, behaving like a clever monkey, independently created his own invoice format to bill customers in Comic Sans font with his favorite, grossly inappropriate 'Quote of the Day' in the footer.

by touchdown_timmy December 23, 2016

monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.

Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger

by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015

Whore monkey

A girl that swings from tree to tree just to get banana

She's got multiple boyfriends, what a whore monkey.

by JokesAnonymous December 9, 2015

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.

"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"

"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"

by Unknown '_' March 22, 2016