Putting a microchip in your balls and then controlling the erection of your penis with a remote control with apple Bluetooth 4.0 offering multiple modes.
by fart_knocker123 May 22, 2025
Get the Kwebbelkop Maxxingmug. Funny, and a very lovable boy. Protective of his girl and also very nice. So nice and sometimes mischievous. The best boy you can ever have. Can't help to fall in love with him. So charming and handsome.
Max is the best person you can have
by SouledQxeen July 25, 2017
Get the Maxmug. Someone who just does get over grudges, so he does not join back the Minecraft server. He is so salty that he is bad at the game.
by thebiggggestman July 3, 2022
Get the Maxmug. The best content creator the world has ever seen, largely profiting off his Gegagedigedagedago series featuring a chicken nugget with facial features. Max Design Pro's character is a monkey-like humanoid, and is often a part of the Gegagedigedagedago series.
Person 1: The Gegagedigedagedago series is so cringe, who even likes this?
Max Design Pro: That's my husband, please don't bully him. I am Max Design Pro.
Max Design Pro: That's my husband, please don't bully him. I am Max Design Pro.
by Dajdiafiaglgki June 3, 2024
Get the Max Design Promug. A great phone, good cameras and good cpu. Not a ripoff like some people claim. People just want a good phone to use with a reliable camera. Nobody is forcing you to buy it. So don’t… If you don’t want it. It’s like saying a Bugatti is a rip off, just because it’s more expensive than an old used Honda. It’s personal choice.
by Eiffeltowerfan1234 June 23, 2022
Get the iPhone 11 Pro Maxmug. Max is a very well known alias among the younger female population on discord. He reels them in by spreading lies and simping for them. He's most known for dating underaged egirls. Once he has you in his sights, he's locked on to you until you're forced to succumb to his edater life-style. The police are still unable to locate this man. If you have any leads on him, please report him to the police ASAP. Thank you.
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
by who the fuck even knows tbh February 25, 2023
Get the maxmug. Max is the type of guy that asks you to be his gf on text. He would also just assume that you are jealous of his best friend when you have no reason to. I'd say my Max gives of very big dick vibes in the beginning, but by getting to know him better, I'd say his dick is average sized. You don't know his actual penis size, but if you are a petite brunette who is very smart, you will find out quickly. I'm very lucky to have a Max in my life, because he is better than most 14 year old weirdos who populate schools, like a lot better. So yeah.
Random Girl on bus: That guy gives of big dick vibes, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
by Yes.i.read.faery.porn November 21, 2021
Get the Maxmug.