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March 13

March 13 is the day you get to grab/squeeze your GIRLFRIEND'S ass as much as you want! Make sure she feels it boys!
Also, if she gasps or flinches, she owes you a yes day!!! (Don't make her uncomfortable though!)
Boyfriend: squeezes/grabs her ass
Girlfriend: "what was that for!?"
Boyfriend: "it's march 13"
Girlfriend: "ughhh fine..."
by You are gayer than gay-toe. March 12, 2025
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March 1st

You: it's March 1st hug a friend day

Friend:ok

You and friend: *hug*
by Day_counter February 18, 2022
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4 march

Today is 4 march ill meet my bitch and beat her up
by its me unknown March 4, 2024
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March 9 2024

The day famous youtuber Matthew Robert Patrick (AKA "Matpat", "Game Theory", "The Game Theorists") will supposedly leave YouTube indefinitely, but not without one final theory to end on.

Matpat has been making videos since August of 2009 with his first video being Blood Brothers (Scene): Swearing on the Bible. It wouldn't be until two years later where he would make a video advertising the beginning of his Magnum Opus; Game Theory (though later it would be renamed to The Game Theorists, I think). And from this spawned four more channels with those being GTLive (2015), Film Theory (2015), Food Theory (2020), and finally Style Theory (2023).

And after this day, he will simply pass the torch on to someone else who will take over on the channel.
Person 1: "Dammit, today is March 9 2024. I'm gonna miss Matpat."

Person 2: "I know. I know."
by helloiaminsane January 10, 2024
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No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.
Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!
by Shortsiee November 10, 2021
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March 9

Have e-sx with your partner day
"Hey, wanna have e-sx?"
"no"
"It's March 9 tho"
"Oh shit"
by unkown200019 March 8, 2023
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