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Jimmy Ration

Jimmy Ration is such a sexy black man with huge applicated nostrils and combined rations that forged his willy that was said to be 30.7 inch long falling short to Alistair the sexiest guy who has a 83.79 inch long schlong like oh my god so hot. But Jimmy's square foreskin is made of apples and curry powder who likes men underneath his trampoline
Gut 1: "I love Rations"

The Jimmy Ration: "I am Rations"
*Breaks balls into 7 orbs*
Jimmy Ration by SpinierShark March 26, 2022

jimmy byrne

a dumb blonde that plays fortnite 🤌🤛👈🤚🤏🤛💃💃🕺🏾👯 ♂️👩 🦼👩 🦼👩 🦼👩 🦼👩 🦼
oh look it’s jimmy byrne
jimmy byrne by Pepperoni_pizza March 30, 2022

Jimmy Turner

A premeditation to a felony for greasing your ex girlfriends breaks
He gave his ol’ lady a Jimmy Turner and we ain’t seen her since
A fake person my teacher uses as a “ bad kid
My teacher: “-Jimmy used his moms credit card to buy a car, after that jimmy’s dad went for milk.”
Jimmy by P1loxx April 4, 2022
That one kid from kindergarten who traded toys with you.

Then during nap time you decided it was a shit trade, so you told his sorry ass to hit the road.
Ya I pulled a Jimmy on him, HAHA YAAAA YEEEET.
Jimmy by boberson4444 April 7, 2022