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josh

to ‘josh’ someone is to ‘ghost’ a person you were originally interested in, without any explanation and for no apparent reason to the other person involved.
you know that guy I was talking to? yeah I think I’m gonna josh him’”

“I was talking to this chick for a few weeks, and we even went on a few dates and then she just joshed me”

“Babe, dont even bother replying, I think you should just josh him”

“Dude, can you believe she just fucking joshed me”

“You can’t just josh every guy you talk to, how am I ever going to end up with grandchildren?”

“I thought you were joshing him babe, you’re so much better than him”
by gotjoshed2020 July 7, 2020
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josh

a guy who seems really annoying and immature at first but is really funny and caring when he wants to be. has nice hair but is a player. he is very complicated and is obsessed with memes and perverted jokes. doesn’t try in a relationship and uses people on accident. knows he is a bad person but doesn’t try to be a good one
josh is such a player

ew josh is so annoying

josh dumped me yesterday

josh is so inappropriate
by sluttyfang April 23, 2018
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josh knudsen

corny guy from Iowa that likes to have radioactive sex with cattle and finger bang sows
Look at the queer over there with his finger in that cat, what a "josh knudsen"
by Josh Knudsen November 10, 2017
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joshing

spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.
sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational
by manofmoss April 18, 2024
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Meghan and Josh

The cutest couple you will ever see. Josh(s) are typically blond and Meghan(s) are typically brunette with freckles, everyone ships them together because they are the cutest people ever to be together. Josh(s) are typically the funniest, sexiest, smartest guys’ ever and Meghan(s) are the hottest, fine ass, funniest, wisest, bravest, most drop dead gorgeous girls’ in the world. Even though typically Meghan(s) have been through a lot and don’t trust easily and are pretty stubborn, Josh can easily deal with it, they are the strongest power couple out there, other couples wish they could look like them and no other people could handle each other like Meghan and Josh. Don’t even think about trying to get close to Josh without a Meghan breathing down your neck telling you to get away from her man and same with a Josh, so guys and girls watch out Meghan(s) and Josh(s) are really strong too and will mess you the fuck up. Understand that even though Meghan and Josh are the best and everyone wants them, they are made for each other and no one else!! Even though at first both of them can be shy, they are both badass, good looking, pretty good people to be around so it’ll be worth it to get to know them, so try it. Even though they might not admit that they like each other, they eventually will or probably already do like each other, don’t let them fool you. They were supposed to meet each other for a reason. Let it be known that they are the best couple and it’s Mosh for life!!
Girl: ugh, I love you bae but I wish we could look like Meghan and Josh over there, they’re so hot together
Boy: Don’t you think I would rather you look like her if you could?...
by Ihavenosoul234 May 30, 2020
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Josh

the prettiest boy in existence. the most caring and thoughtful person you could ever have the privilege to meet. he means more to me than anyone in the world and will always have a special place in my heart. josh is the true definition of perfection and knows how to bring a smile to my face no matter what he says or does. when josh walks into a room he immediately grasps my attention. he is amazing and talented at everything he puts his mind to. no matter what he always puts 110% into what he is passionate about. josh is the most amazing person ever and i absolutely adore and love him so much and i hope he knows he's the best person ever! much love, meg<3
"wow, is that Josh? he is such a cutie."
by corgilover05 May 28, 2022
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Josh Giddey

An NBA player whose idol is Karl Malone and also dropped a quintuple double of 15 points, 15 rebounds, 15 assists, 15 blocks, 15 steals, in just 15 minutes. Don't believe me? Look up "Josh Giddey 15" on any website you search up on (It better be google you nerds).
Josh Giddey said Karl Malone was his idol before the allogations, what a coincidence.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 26, 2023
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