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Josh

A Josh is a person who can be mean but when you meet them, and get to know them, they are amazing people. Josh’s are sometimes weird and make sexual jokes and can get mad and angry. They can be tough or act tough when not. This specific species of human is in the darker side with really bad OR good jokes. The Josh can be a great friend they can also be a bad friend. Mainly good though.
Gurl: Who’s that weird and hot boy?
Boy: it’s a josh, don’t go mess unless you know it.
by moistralph November 26, 2020
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josh

josh is a total poo bum who is obsessed with ebannies and gets very obsessive
kate: that boy is so obsessed

leah-yeah such a josh
by idk…. December 26, 2023
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Josh simmons

The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
"Pakitron josh simmons will blow u up"
by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021
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Josh

A person named Josh, always male with an average lumberjack like appearance, usually known for a very refined taste in assholes.

Skills: ability to detect the shading of the female asshole just by looking at an arse passing by. A skill that is enjoyed by all his friends.
Josh is my friend, and he is known to be a Joshasseur, he knows everything there is to know about assholes.
by Professor Girth Vader November 23, 2021
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Josh-shot

Within the context of a multiplayer shooter; to rapidly sequence between aiming down your weapon’s sights to aiming from the hip multiple times per second for the purpose of making the act of “quick-scoping” easier. Although many will claim that this act would not broadly qualify as a “true quick-scope”.
This dude just fucken Josh-shot me again! Kick him!
by B-DogMW2 May 6, 2023
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Josh

If you have the name josh your gay
by Kabshd July 2, 2018
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Josh

When drunk he texts you that he wants to smash and he wants to go ham like balls deep!
Drunk as can be josh texted a girl he liked saying that she is the best and he wants to have intercoarse with her
by Donald Pomp O Dick March 14, 2018
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