Jordan

A way for dumbasses with low self-esteems to saw the n-word. When one doesn’t have enough balls to say the n-word they use this instead.
“Thank goodness a Jordan created a home security system, otherwise people I piss off would be able to get in my house easier.”
by Marmaladecheezit April 8, 2021
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Jordan

Girl that’s Jordan he so fineee
by YoJordan! January 9, 2022
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Jordan

Very sexy big Dick good at sex EVERYONE likes me
Oh Jordan u so secy
by Skkdlf October 12, 2018
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Most Jordans can be smelly and sometimes stinky. If you look really close in her hair you can see lil specks of feces and wittle critters. But most of the time it's on her finger... Its green... Like Ms. Michauds jacket. A deep dark disgusting ugly swamp looking green. It seems as if she really loves this green shade because she just 2 days ago got her nails done the SAME shade. True story, one time, in Spanish class since we both have the same teacher, I saw her get up from her chair, pick her butthole and SNIFFED it. Not joking. SNIFFED. S-N-I-F-F-E-D. You might be wondering why I am writing such a hateful paragraph.. So ill tell you.. Right after the event above.. She.. Wiped the finger.. on my favorite white shirt.. Now there is a trail of feces on it. DO NOT COME NEAR ANYONE NAMED. MY WARNING FROM ME TO YOU
Jordan. The green beast.
by anonymous December 4, 2024
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jordan is the nicest person you will ever meet and he is also hot
omg you know jordan? yeah he is my bff
by kvhzjv September 19, 2022
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A Jordan is a man that has no type of style sometime he where’s black jeans and black jackets and he has a girlfriend that takes all his jackets or atleast try’s he’s always saying he can talk so he can play fortnite and never like taking baths so he’s stinks 😷.
Hey have you seen that dude Jordan

Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
by Hatman||| May 6, 2019
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person 1: Where is Jordan?
person 2: Guess
by chrishfish June 17, 2021
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