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Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
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Jordan

Looks up to his big homies Ashleigh and Brittany
Jordan wants to be like Britt and ash
by Kayla love November 25, 2021
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jordan franks

A little dick that likes to fuck the ugliest girls
Jordan Franks bangs slum bums
by Cocky4782929 August 27, 2016
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Jordan

Jordan is the most loving sweet boy in the world. He'll make you so happy whenever you see him, text him, or anything. you will miss him everyday and you'll wish you could just live with him. He is kinda shy at first but once you get to know him he is all over you. He is the hottest man in the planet. He has a very big dick, fluffy brown hair, he is tall asf and towers over you. He is very clumsy and always ends up doing something very stupid. He sucks at replying to you he will leave you on delivered for at least 16hrs but its worth it when you see his name pop up on your phone. He makes you smile like no one else can. I LOVE JORDAN SO MUCH he has no idea. you'll love it that you can talk to him whenever your sad or happy no matter my mood he's always there for you. you will really hope you'll last forever and ever. His lips are so soft and his hand are perfect. He LOVES physical touch if your in bed with him he will never not be touching you. you'll miss him everyday. He is perfect.
by v10l3t mxi February 22, 2023
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Jordan

Seems nice and smart but has no idea what he/she is talking about.
Jordan is a real retard
by Minodle May 2, 2019
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Jordan

A down to earth twaker from the country south twack pack. He is understanding and has a good heart. He sticks up for those he cares about and loves to tweak on bikes and sound systems. He enjoys fishing and spending his moments trying to be positive and happy for no one but himself. He is a troubled soul with many struggles and pain on his shoulders but strong willed

with a huge heart and hes smarter than he leads on to be. Dont let him fool you. He knows he is destined to be great. He is funny and a smidge of a Dick sometimes but all around a very good person to call your friend.
Jordan is the one guy who wears captain potato capes at your local party.
by Thisisforgiggles March 14, 2019
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pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited
The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.
by Illneedasaviour November 3, 2014
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