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that's how the jets lag

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag
by poka_face July 13, 2025
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how are you fixed

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023
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show me the how

Show me the how
Kida: "hey Kiah, show me the how
Kiah: "the fuck does that mean?"
Kida: "it means show me the how"
by Mr. Potplant November 15, 2020
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How does xy work?

A phrase that questions something really simple and has an obvious answer to it, but can become very confusing if the one asking the question knows how to confuse. It can be used to keep up conversations.
It was found on the questions tab of bill wurtz's website
Here's a question that has been haunting me: How the hell does salad work? / How does a backpack actually work? / How does xy work?
by Frankie Fusilli November 20, 2021
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No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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What? how is it so big?

Some add you will see on different kinds of websites. It’s clearly trying to make you horny. So you can click it.
What? how is it so big? Bitch I don’t know.
by Purplegreek August 8, 2022
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But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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