Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.
Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.
by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006
Get the dick shorts mug.an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.
Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!
by splinter barberino January 16, 2006
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Jeff: If you put that dick rock on i will striaght up burn your house down and murder your family.
Jeff: If you put that dick rock on i will striaght up burn your house down and murder your family.
by JHitch November 3, 2010
Get the Dick Rock mug.Don't be getting all excited about the dick charmer flirting on you because that girl is just a tease.
by Chris " bitch booty licken" Parker April 22, 2006
Get the dick charmer mug.Nancy is such a dick whiped bitch she dissed all her friends for that sorry piece of shit she calls her boyfriend
by LocationInFL May 3, 2005
Get the dick whiped mug.To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.
by Billy Hornet December 9, 2008
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