Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Cheap Fake

A newspeak term used by the mainstream media in an attempt to convince you that what you are seeing with your own eyes and ears isn't real, so that four years later they can make money off of books about how the public was deceived. (See Biden Presidency, See LA ICE Riots)

When Biden said on live TV during the national debate that he defeated Medicaid, this was a cheap fake that never really happened. Video footage of protestors burning cars while waving Mexican flags in LA were cheap fakes because they happened on a Saturday night and were broadcast on the Sunday news. Therefore there is no rioting in LA.

by PhreakStorm June 13, 2025

Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out

person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze

by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011

fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

Fake dyke

A girl who dress like a Male bit a girl. Shes not lesbian so she's a fake dyke.

Fake dyke.
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by Mary Naseret April 18, 2020

cheap fake

(noun)
Any unedited video of Joe Biden's physical and cognitive decline that the uniparty does not want you to see. This is the term for their gaslighting routine.

Black, Lesbian, DEI hire White House Press Secretary: All 5 separate cell phone videos of Joe Biden "freezing up" were clearly doctored videos and we don't comment on cheap fake allegations

by Davester75 June 19, 2024