dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.
Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.
by cjezioro September 21, 2010
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dump-swag

The most prestigious level of poop. The kind of number Two that causes you to read the whole dictionary on the toilet. Glorious. Outstanding. Enlightenment.
I'm going to take a dump-swag.

Is that dump-swag my professors work?
by Alexander S. Sherwingty December 19, 2016
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emotionally dumping

Emotional dumping is an act of unconsciously sharing your feelings or perspective without an awareness of the other person and their emotional state or needs. Emotional dumping typically occurs as a heightened reactive response to a triggering event that is relived and repeated within a conversation.
“I understand you are hurt right now, and I want to be there for you. I am just not in the space to listen right now.” “You’re emotionally dumping on me right now, I would appreciate it if you ask me where I am at before diving into what is going on for you.” “I am going through a lot myself right now; I am not able to listen right now.”
by Stonerboyyy April 14, 2023
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dump it all December

It's what comes after surviving NNN. The action of of letting all the contained nut loose only if you survived the entire NNN period
Man I can't wait until NNN is over so we can start Dump it all December
by Bionicpostage November 27, 2022
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Dump and go

A man or woman who isn't worth any value and is easily used by someone

Also a person who is known to be fucked once then dumped

Sloppy unethical person

Lousy and lazy
Not worth a flip and not worth the sperm they were made from

Dump: meaning to toss or disgard
Boy: That girl is a dump and go meaning only used for a one-time fuck and dump after
by Crown_Freaxxx May 05, 2023
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Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.
Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.
by MaxVonEsquire August 16, 2021
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BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime January 23, 2012
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