Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

Bubble Gum

A group of Indonesian mountian weasels are known as "Bubble Gum".

"Do you see that group of Indonesian mountain weasels? They call that a Bubble Gum"

by LustSin July 10, 2022

Nuzzle Bubble

1. a group of homosexuals connected interpersonally through routine gestures of affection such as cuddles, cheek kisses, and over-clothes dangle caresses developed, at least in part, to withstand and insulate against repeated pandemics.

See also: “boy soup”; “cuddle puddle”

After a long night of hookin’, Nana is no longer in the nuzzle bubble.

by Yourhero2287 July 16, 2022

Bubbly

A euphemism for a fat, ugly women who can't get a boyfriend. Normally used unironically by fat, ugly women on dating profiles.

Girl: my friends describe me as bubbly.
Boy: I'm so desperate, I've started dating bubbly girls.

by JonnTeee July 16, 2022

Bubbles

When blowing man with a small pecker and you can get your lips to the base. Then blow a rasberry on his pubic area/balls.

Holy shit, I can Rick the bubbles, ladies!

by Jizzle89 July 20, 2022

Fart Bubbles

Tasty fart bubbles, bubbling in your stomach! Poops are now more tastier! Crunchy Fart bubbles and delicious vomit dog poop butthole sauce!

For example, 'Hey Mark! Your fart bubble was so delicious! I usually drink my dog poop's gross buttholes, but yours was delicious!'
Fart Bubbles, with more dog poop!

by KillinShiba July 20, 2022

bubbly in the belly

Your weird uncle who lives on reddit and twitter nsfw will say this to you. Also me but I'm not your uncle sweetie, could be though if that's how it works ;).

bob: stop starving me please I can't live like this
me: you're just a little bit bubbly in the belly, I'm available any time ;) /j
bob: FUICKIJICIFDICKC
bob: *dies*
me: knew he was a mistake *sigh*
me: brings his corp- oh wait this is a definition. fuck.

by idklolIlikefunnyhahas August 1, 2022