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The Brad Ortega 

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.
I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!
The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023
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Brad Childress 

Cluelessly inept football coach who cannot accept critisism in any form. Usually typified by arrogant snippets and lack of original thought.
The game, season, and franchise were lost due to the Brad Childress like behavior of the coach.
Brad Childress by Zygi Wilf June 26, 2007

Fiesta beads 

Woman get fiesta beads when they flash their breasts at guys when they are at parties
Damn look how many fiesta beads that girl has. I wish I had boobs as good as hers
Fiesta beads by ImInLoveWithHim April 25, 2017

Breaderman

A breaderman is a person who is sweet and always helps people people out. Like a sweeterman ride for his day ones.
Person 1:Yo can I get a dollar

Noah:Ok got you

Person 1:Noah is a breadman
His helping his day one so he is a breaderman
Breaderman by Noahmats March 10, 2017

Beadleboobs 

When a morbidly obese person loses excessive weight, until the point of being classed as dangerously underweight. Although the fat has gone, the boobs are still there. The boobs can not be fought. Even 20 hours of working out at the gym and a perfect diet routine can not beat the beadleboobs. Beadleboobs often result in prevention of any muscles being built.
Beadleboobs
If your friends name is bradd with 2 d's then you've got a fucking specimen of a human. Name something and hes done it. Even your mum
Hey I heard bradd went on a shag spree last night
Yea he did. My mum already told me
Bradd by Yourtrustysauce March 30, 2020

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads 

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.
Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.